You know why David hasn’t had a girlfriend?
Because Mormons can only marry other Mormons. So that’s why he should stay in Utah. To find his Mormon girlfriend so they can live happily ever after! So excuse me while I convert.

Because Mormons can only marry other Mormons. So that’s why he should stay in Utah. To find his Mormon girlfriend so they can live happily ever after! So excuse me while I convert.
Oh my gosh the gif…HAHAHAHAHA
Because Mormons can only marry other Mormons. So that’s why he should stay in Utah. To find his Mormon girlfriend so...
FLYING TO UTAH NAO. HAHAHAHAH